No, I did not take salsa lessons. At times I attempted my own awkward and elongated version of the spicy Latin dance, which was oft followed by what is known as the "Panamanian finger". Let me give you a visualization: arm extended straight towards me, dainty index finger pointed to the heavens wagging side to side with a still wrist. Now this didn't happen all the time. Only 80-90% of the time. I naively thought I was pretty good. I could even do some fancy spins which I got right 50% of the time. But apparently I hadn't been dancing salsa my entire life so therefore I did not make a proper suitor. Oh beans. Some of my friends would put up with me though for a few songs, and bless their little hearts for that.
The title of this post is from
Cat's Cradle by the late Kurt Vonnegut and his book of Bokonon. Vonnegut always seems to say it right and concisely:
"Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God"Bokononism is Vonnegut's religion for the non-religious, but that is insignificant. It can apply to traveling, but also life in general. Travelers so often only travel by the book, genuinely worried about what the outcome will be, usually strictly fixed to their guidebook. And if the guidebook says something is off the beaten track, that statement is immediately obsolete. My advice: talk to people, look for signs. Travelers, the lady that sells tamales, anybody that gives an aura of wisdom. If something they say piques your interest, go for it. If you gracefully waltzed right in there and it feels right, stay longer! Sometimes that is the only way to find your gems.
As I sit here sweating out the waning hours of my Latin American residency, I wanted to thanks those who've written and those who've only read. All love nonetheless. I hope you've enjoyed your vicarious part in my doings and learned something, and most of all I hope you come to Panama and the rest of Latin America. Don't be scared. It's not the dictator ruled civil war dominated region it was in the 80's and early 90's (only the scars remain). Come see, sweat, and live south of the border. It will blow your mind.
I plan to keep Bocas Locas updated as I continue to study the art of dance, so if you are interested please feel free to peruse.
At least be sure to check next week. I have something rather fancy in mind.